Aw Naw Mair Cats
COME POOCHERS, HUNTERS, PICTS AN GLENSMEN, AN' AL' ASOART'T RYMIN' KINSMEN, THE PANTHER CAT'S ABOOT TAE WED, AN OCCUPY A DOOBLE BED.
HE'S STEPPIN OOT AS BOUL AS BRASS,
AS IF TAE SEY BOYS, KISS MAE "PAW",
GETTING WED, THE TOVEY SKITTER ,
AN GEEN THE SPRING, THEY'LL HAE A LITTER.
IT'S NAW MAE NATURE BOYS TAE BUM,
BUT MINE I WARN'T YE THIS WUD COME,
AS IF YIN PANTHER'S NAW ENUCH,
THEY'LL BE KOOKIN OOTAE IVERY SHEUGH.
NOO LISSEN TAE ME FREENS AN NEIGHBOURS,
WHUN THON SHE CAT GANGS INTAE LABOUR,
SHE'LL HAE HIR KITTLINS SIX OR EIGHT,
OCH! OCH! A HANNLIN THEY'LL CREATE.
YE'LL NIVER GET A MINITS PEACE,
THEY'LL ATE FIVE YUWS A WEEK AT EAST,
YE MICHTNAE FRET AN RUB YER BROO,
THE GARRY BOG IS NOO A ZOO.
AN FAE THE STROAN TAE OUL BURN GUSHEY,
THEY'LL BE MONKIES SPEELIN UP THE BUSHES,
AN THE FERMERS LIFE WILL BE GYE ROUGH,
THEY'LL BE CROCODILES IN IVERY SHEUGH.
Crocodile Drumlee
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